A few years ago during a Chicago election season, some candidates started referring to themselves as “shovel-ready” to take office. It described the hardscrabble grit and preparedness required of a true Chicago politician. I like the word ‘shovel’ and this new use of the word “shovel-ready” had me using it like crazy. I was “shovel-ready to get a manicure” or “shovel-ready to get the dinner on the table”.
Well, now as we brace ourselves for a big snowstorm, I’m shovel-ready to buy a new a shovel. But, there are so many new designs on the market. The ManPlow had me feeling a little resentful. ManPlow? A huge snowstorm in 1995 when I was nine months pregnant with my first child and shoveling the six inches of heavy wet snow from our corner lot, induced labor. What about the MomPlow? Guaranteed to take those last horrible weeks off of any pregnancy. With the snow falling outside my window, I must say, however, that I did like the look of the ManPlow. It also boasts of having 36-inch extra width. Thirty-six inches. That’s a lot of ManPlow. It runs about $110.
I also liked the look of the Ames True Temper 26” Snow Boss and not just because it is yellow. When I shovel I can’t always pick up a large plate of heavy wet snow so the smaller shovel surface appealed to me. It is also ergonomic and very light weight. The cost, $26, was also a plus.
In the end, don’t we all go for the electric snow blower and forgo the shovel altogether? I know that my neighbor Ralph did. Ralph fell down the stairs last summer and did some major damage to his back. His shoveling days were over. A few days ago, the snow came down. A few of the neighbors had already shoveled. (Why they shovel while the snow is still falling will always puzzle me.) Anyway, Ralph had his Toro Power Clear and he was ready to plow the entire town he loved it so much.
“It’s so easy”, he said after he had finished plowing my front walk and the area behind my garage. ”It literally pushes me along. I don’t have to do anything but guide it.”
With Ralph’s new Toro, I am hoping that I will never have to worry about being shovel-ready. Let’s hope. Maybe I’ll make him some cookies every time it snows. Cookies are way less expensive and easier on my back. Find a Ralph in your community. You’ll be glad you did.





